Monday, March 28, 2011

Funny things people have said to me during moves:


Seattle…is that in Portland?

What? Where? Between Oregon and Canada? I thought that state was on the east coast.

You won’t like Norcal…it’s not in Socal.

Is Connecticut in New York?

Do they speak Belgian in Belgium?

Cleveland? At least it’s not Detroit.

La Crosse, Wisconsin…is that where lacrosse started? (No.  In the 1400's by North American Indians)

Well, how will I visit you? Do I have to take a ship or something? (Moving from Orange County, CA to Atlanta, GA)

The Adirondacks will be good for you…germs can’t grow in cold weather.

They talk funny there, how will you understand them?

You’re coming back, right?